A Man Walked into a bar

A man walked into a bar... Oops....wrong joke. A man (me) walked into a thrift shop (my favorite place to find worn Levi's), and the salesperson said: "I know you! You write mysteries!"  Wow! This was my second personal recognition in a week. (Of course, I blushed and smiled to myself... Okay, tell me more... I'm ready.)

Then, my wife just stared at me and said, "Dude! Get a life. She probably thinks you're  Stephen King!"  

Anyone have any writer jokes? Bring em' on!